What's Under The Kilt Costume

"What's under the Kilt?"... They will regret asking the question when you show off the big surprise that lies beneath this very funny take on the traditional Scottish Kilt Costume.

This complete costume includes a tartan style hat, white sleeve top with jabot and red drape attached, as well as tartan Kilt with black poch and "what's under the kilt?" print. A pair of patching traditional style socks are also provided and finishing the costume a massive manhood attachment, which is totally removable.

This costume is available in a Male Standard size only. Please check size chart for measurements on this size.


Costume Includes
  • Hat
  • Top
  • Kilt
  • Pouch
  • Socks
  • Manhood!
  • Burns Night
100% Polyester.

Royal Mail 24 (1-2 working days) £3.99

UPS Next Working Day by 6pm (delivers Monday to Friday only) £6.99

UPS Next Working Day by Midday (delivers Monday to Friday only) £7.99

UPS Saturday Delivery £8.99

Order by 4:00pm Mon - Fri for same day dispatch if using Royal Mail as your shipping service.

Order by 4:00pm Mon - Fri for same day dispatch if using UPS as your shipping service.

Orders received on weekends and bank holidays will be shipped the next working day. You will receive an email with a tracking number after we have shipped it.

You can return any item up to 28 working days from receipt of goods, subject to the following:

  1. The item must be unused and without damage, and in a saleable condition.
  2. We require all original packaging.
  3. Makeup, face paint, fangs & teeth, tights, stockings and underwear must remain unopened and with original seals intact.

To start a return, please follow the instruction on the returns form received with your order. does not pay for return delivery.

None of the above affects your statutory rights.